Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
Overview
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Cast
Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine
Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette
Ramona
Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman
Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell
Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche
Col. Flanders
Christopher Mitchum
Alturi
Dorothy Green
Mrs. Kruft
John Lasell
Dr. Hillery
James Gavin
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