Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)

5.5/10 113 min Drama Comedy

Overview

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

Brian Keith

Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis

Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine

Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon

Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette

Ramona

Tom Ewell

Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman

Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell

Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler

Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche

Col. Flanders

Christopher Mitchum

Alturi

Dorothy Green

Mrs. Kruft

John Lasell

Dr. Hillery

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