You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
Overview
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Cast
Coluche
Le roi Gros Pif Ier
Dominique Lavanant
La reine Madeleine
Anémone
La cousine Lucienne
Martin Lamotte
Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
Antremont
Roland Giraud
Le duc d'Orléans
Gérard Jugnot
Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Gérard Lanvin
Le chevalier blanc
Thierry Lhermitte
Le héraut d'armes
Marie-Anne Chazel
La reine de Flandre
Philippe Bruneau
Le duc d'Ambise
Michel Puterflam
Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse
Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker
Christian de Boynet
Jacques Canselier
L'excité
François Dyrek
Le second tavernier
Roger Riffard
Père L'Auriot
Luis Rego
Le second capitaine des mousquetaires
Fernand Guiot
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